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Old Jul 27, 2005, 08:01 PM // 20:01   #1
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Default The (Worst) Name for the Boss Contest

Looking at most of the names of bosses, you can tell Anet has a sense of humor becuse some of those names are downright goofy soudning.
Now they have the contest for us to name the bosses of the free expansion download coming out this summer.

So I propose this question,

without using offensive slang/terms or profanity, what would be some of the worst (ie funny,downright goofy, makes you groan) names you could come up with for a boss?
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Old Jul 27, 2005, 08:16 PM // 20:16   #2
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um,

Slobber Bubblebottom

It sounds funny to me

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Old Jul 27, 2005, 08:31 PM // 20:31   #3
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Old Jul 27, 2005, 08:38 PM // 20:38   #4
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Old Jul 27, 2005, 08:44 PM // 20:44   #5
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Old Jul 27, 2005, 08:52 PM // 20:52   #6
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Old Jul 27, 2005, 08:58 PM // 20:58   #7
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Old Jul 27, 2005, 09:12 PM // 21:12   #8
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Old Jul 27, 2005, 11:45 PM // 23:45   #9
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Old Jul 28, 2005, 12:37 AM // 00:37   #10
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MC Hammer - warrior boss
David Bowmen - ranger boss (though all of the original HORZ fans would like to take that one down)
Heal Smiteya - monk boss
Skullen Crossbones - necro boss
Urgh Dancerdwarf - mesmer boss
Ile Burnmebeard - elemental boss
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Old Jul 28, 2005, 12:41 AM // 00:41   #11
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Mxyzptlk - Mesmer Boss
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Old Jul 28, 2005, 02:08 AM // 02:08   #12
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Name :

Mesmer Boss - Mesmer Boss
Ranger Boss - Ranger Boss
Monk Boss - Monk Boss
Warrior Boss - Warrior Boss
Elementalist Boss - Elementalist Boss
Necromancer Boss - Necromancer Boss

Alternatively

Mesmer Boss - Come
Ranger Boss - Capture
Monk Boss - My
Warrior Boss - Elite
Elementalist Boss - Skills
Necromancer Boss - Loser


2nd Alternative

Mesmer Boss - I am actor....i love ballet.....i take violin lessons , piano lessons
Ranger Boss - I wanted to be robin hood
Monk Boss - I was a monk at Shaolin Temple in China
Warrior Boss - My Biceps... ARE BIGGER THAN MY HEAD!!!!1!!!
Elementalist Boss - I always love the library
Necromancer Boss - Don't make me kill myself !!!!!
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Old Jul 28, 2005, 02:34 AM // 02:34   #13
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Quote:
Mesmer Boss - I am actor....i love ballet.....i take violin lessons , piano lessons
Ranger Boss - I wanted to be robin hood
Monk Boss - I was a monk at Shaolin Temple in China
Warrior Boss - My Biceps... ARE BIGGER THAN MY HEAD!!!!1!!!
Elementalist Boss - I always love the library
Necromancer Boss - Don't make me kill myself !!!!!
rofl, thats pretty funny
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Old Jul 28, 2005, 02:46 AM // 02:46   #14
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PieXags The Brilliant (unbeatable boss)

P I E X A G S R U L E S Y O U (unbeatable boss)

Johnathan Locke

Uber Hacks Orr

Those would be the greatest boss names ever.
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Old Jul 28, 2005, 02:55 AM // 02:55   #15
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0m3g@ @nT1 No0b [email protected] rUn pr0t3ct0r Ub3r 1337tn3ss b!a B!a 1 [email protected] [email protected] V3rs10n 1.2 [email protected]@n [email protected] H4x.

OmegaAntinoobdroknarRunProtectorUbeerElitenessBiaB iaIHeartBarneyVersion1.2Napolean Dyanamitehack.

This guys to be a 50 foot tall monster that is plopped at the entrance of talus chute, and protects droknar from all noobs.

It does 502305235025 dmg in one hit, and prevents all from getting to their location of droknars.

It prevents people from getting their armour way before theyre supposed to.

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Old Jul 28, 2005, 03:00 AM // 03:00   #16
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warrior=Marines
mesmer=coast guard
necro=NAACP
ranger=NRA
monk=Muhatma Ghandi
elementalist=i give up
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Old Jul 28, 2005, 03:31 AM // 03:31   #17
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Old Jul 28, 2005, 03:33 AM // 03:33   #18
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Confuzor the Confusing- Mesmer Boss
Needmore Clothing- Elemental Boss (Female)
Lamer the Overly Well Protected- Murssat Monk
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Old Jul 28, 2005, 03:45 AM // 03:45   #19
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Longbeard Brustlechin - Warrior Boss
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Old Jul 28, 2005, 07:31 AM // 07:31   #20
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"Restin Pieces" Necro Boss
"Talktoo Myhand" Warrior Boss
"Roofees Onfyre" Elem
"Slighta Dahand" Mesmer

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